How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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