OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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