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Michael Bay diarrhea
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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