He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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