Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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