I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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