i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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