Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
you had me at cake vodka
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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