Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize