think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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