We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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