Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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