can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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