My balls are so social today.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So. Much. Porn.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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