Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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