the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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