Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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