oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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