just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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