So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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