My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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