Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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