i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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