i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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