i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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