i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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