Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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