she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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