The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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