please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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