marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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