I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Holy shit dude........stairs
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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