Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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