is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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