Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
