I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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