New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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