You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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