your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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