He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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