How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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