..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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