I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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