I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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