is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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