What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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