Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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