im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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