She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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