whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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