he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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