absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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