We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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