I want to make a zoo with you.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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