David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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