Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You took a bar mat shot.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My vagina is very pro this idea
A bitchslap is in order.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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