...so i touched it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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