Your tits are I can't wait for
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
