You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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