Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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